QOTD & JOTD #2

QOTD:

“ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ”

Judy Garland

JOTD:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell
him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."