Lets cut the ribbon!

Hello all!

Well, I’ve been trying to get this blog-thingy sorted out for me. I’ve tried to be abit creative in many ways when writing. I have lots of things going through my mind 24/7, but then again; It’s hard to get something down on the “paper” (Keyboard?).

But today I finally had a moment of zen (Or opertunity.) when getting some ideas whilst having an conversation with an old school-mate.

So therefor I am hereby going to start blogging REGULARLY, and I promiss that I will plunder and reflect upon whatever might be current at the time.

So fortunatly you, the visitor, will be checking back! I surly will have some cool stuff to post (Not only boring gibberish!) and I’m sure there is plenty enough for every single one of you.

So, therefor – I cut the red ribbon, and I announce this blog to be “open” !

Sincerely,

Alexander Jansen

My own mini-monologue #1

Well,

One of my dreams is truly to make a living out of comedy. I’m still young, I still have alot of stuff to learn and alot of focus in the upcoming years.

But I’m trying to dedicate some valueable moments to practicing joke-writing, and I hope to one day become a talkshow host (Such as Conan O’brien or Jay Leno – My heroes!).

So, why not post some of my experiments here, and get some valueable feedback to my material!

So here it goes:

- A farm in Lenvik (Norway) was accidentaly burned down to the ground when the fire-department mistook a farm for beeing the target of demonstarting the next-generation fire equipment.

The firechief, whom lit the farm him self, said that he read the map wrong and that he is deeply sorry. Yeah, the fire-chief also said the same the time his wife found him in bed with the neighbor, next door.

- A study which took place over ten years, testing over seven thousand smokers over fifty (years), showed that smoking clearly weakends the memory of the brain and lowers the vocabulary.

When smokers where asked about what the results of this test, they could neither remember the question nor get a word out.

That’s alittle preview. Feel free to comment!

So, here we go!

Hello dear visitor!

Welcome to my Blog, “Attention-grabbing paraphernalia” – Kinda catchy isn’t it? I made it up my self (Thanks google!).

On a more serious note, I’d like to just lay out some basics; Yes, I’m from Norway, but I’ve still chosen to write in english both to target a bigger amount of visitors (Since I plan on making some real magic here!), and second to continually exploring and improving my english-skill.

If you read my “About me”, you probably know by now what this site will contain. I will try to update it atleast a couple of times per day, and as promised it will ofcourse contain anything from crazy donkeys to how to write stand-up, how make delicious smoothies and even geeky gadgets!

And ofcourse I’ll try to be funny inbetween, might fail miserably though.

Ofcourse, there will be some “normal” stuff, such as news and so forth.

So, I’ll start the official blogging by telling you about this nifty feature: Press CONTROL(CTRL)+D and bookmark this site!

Good job, here’s a strawberry.

Sunny outside, wonder if there is a way out of this cave!

Sincerely,

Alexander Jansen