QOTD & JOTD #2

QOTD:

“ Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. ”

Judy Garland

JOTD:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the
ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The
driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell
him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

QOTD & JOTD #1

Quote of the day and Joke of the day is something I will post daily, just as a little inspiration and hopefully a giggle.

Here it goes:

QOTD:

“I laugh, I love, I hope, I try, I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we’re really not that different, me and you.”

Colin Raye

JOTD:

Two cows were talking in the field one day.

First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?
Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?